Yes, I think I am funny rhyming (scale instead of  hell).  It's been forever and a day since I've blogged.  Life has been keeping me busy.  I am sure all of you understand.  So moving along, today I watched the Fantasia/ Ruby episode of Oprah. Yes, I know it aired yesterday.  It's called DVR folks.  So I am watching because of Fantasia.  Don't get me wrong Ruby tickled me the one time I caught her show.  Ruby is just not on my MUST SEE television list.  Judge Judy is how I like to roll.  Let me get back on topic before Licious removes my publishing rights.  The point is: Oprah told me and a million other folks that we are food addicts.  I was stunned.  I am still stunned.  And frankly I am in denial.  So what, I eat four slices of cake to soothe me after a sweaty workout.  So what, I inhale spoon after spoon of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey when I am sad & feel alone (everyday).  So what, Chunky Monkey is a staple in my fridge in company with milk, eggs and butter.  So what, I want to cuss out the motherf@cker who brought the last pint leaving me Chunky Monkeyless.  I mean really it's not like I am smoking crack.  It's not like I am guzzling down 3 forty ounces of malt liquor and then driving Miss Daisy.  It is not a crime to almost fall in love with an ice cream.  And as cold as it is sitting up in my freezer all day, it warms my soul.  It comforts me.  In it's creamy banana walnutty way it tells me sweetly with it's dark chocolate chunks, "It's going to be okay."

Oprah needs to stick to what she knows; leave the addiction stuff to the professionals Dr. Phil & Dr. Drew.  I love her and all.  Hell I love her so much that for the last 20 years I've wanted a dental makeover compliments of Harpo Productions.  Ask me why I haven't written her a sob letter!  I haven't because I imagine she tires of people always asking her for sh!t.  So I am just going to make it happen with the teethfesses I have which by the way are sensitive to cold stuff.  Look @ me I ain't letting a little discomfort come between me & my Chunky Monkey.  In fairness to Oprah, she is one smart cookie.  And she did admit to being a food addict herself.  I applaud her in all her self awareness glory.  But what  does this have to do with me?

Karen Ansel on Healthline. com basically shared food addiction is when folks have a craving for certain foods for their emotional needs.  Click here to read her exact words.

The fact is I am NOT a food addict & I am sticking to that story.  Yep, I am sticking to that story even though my cellulite is screaming, "B!TCH PLEASE!"  This blogger currently weighs 187.6 lbs @ 5'8".